too many things that i like and too little time to spend on them ._.

#lol.  #zach braff  #screwing a fan  

You may have free health care but our president has a tumblr.

andersons-dinosaur:

reblogging for the stupidity.

(Source: andersons-dinosaur, via boobstergold)

#health care  #usa  

“A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.”
– Tenneva Jordan (via fuck-yeah-quotes)

#;_______;  

#this is a serious problem.  

#merlin  

When people criticize your obsession with fictional people.

eye-drive:

(Source: skarodegradation)

#pirates of the carribbean  #johnny depp  

#colin firth  

“ “My singing voice is somewhere between a drunken apology and a plumbing problem. “”
– Colin Firth (via sallykwan)

#lol  #colin firth ilu  

#might even be true.